I’m not a corporate person. I know a lot of people who are corporate persons, but I am not one of them.
Really, if being a corporate person is the goal in life – and many corporate persons do seem to think that it genuinely is – then I have failed.
But I’m happy to have failed.
To be fair, a lot (but certainly not all) of the corporate persons that I know, don’t tend to throw around corporate speak. Or if they do, then (I hope, at least) it is tongue-in-cheek: poking fun at those office characters who can’t help but “circle back”, “touch base” or “unpack” something rather than just use normal words like “repeat”, “meet” or “explain”.
And it’s precisely because I will never use this corporate lingo, that I will never be a corporate success.
Oh well.
Step forward comedy duo Wankernomics: James and Charles.
James is the Chief Disruptor and Strategy Optimisation Evangelist, brand builder and thought leadership Ninja. Charles is Customer Engagement Jedi; passionate about creating bespoke consulting solutions and growth strategies for clients across all sectors.
Of course he is. Of course they are.
And their stuff – which I spotted on Instagram – is so good!
I actually use this one in this way in my life, which is why I laughed at it.
“Waterboard them!” still means the same thing though, right?
Brilliant footnote usage.
There’s so much on there – including some great videos – and on their website, their shop (the tote bag!!!!), and news about their tour.
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Erm, I mean… Go and enjoy!