Coming (going) soon

Just a quick admin style post to inform you that the beaglesitter is booked, and we’re going away for a few days from next weekend. Thus, I have my blogging work cut out pre-writing extra posts this week to cover those days, just in case there’s no time, wifi or will available to actually get stuff done while we’re away: it is meant to be a holiday, after all.

I’ve done this before on several occasions and it’s worked just fine. If there are things to share, and I can and want to share them, then I’ll simply add some “live” posts in.

You probably won’t even notice the difference. Seamless.

Unless, of course… something big happens in the news that I didn’t know was going to happen, and then I blog about it – ostensibly after it’s actually happened – but actually the post was written before it took place, and therefore fails to reference it. Or worse still, appears to make some callous or inappropriate reference to it. I used to joke that such an event might be a nuclear attack or some such. But right now, that doesn’t seem quite so far-fetched, so I’ll probably avoid that subject. After all, few have forgotten the infamous “Safest Road Tunnels Next to Rivers in Europe’s Capital Cities” post, prewritten to cover our late August trip to the Karoo in 1997.

Awkward times.

More details of the trip coming soon, and I’ll obviously remind you nearer the time to get my instagram locked and loaded on your device of choice, because sharing photos for likes and attention us to look back on in the future will surely be a huge part of our short family break.

In the meantime, the usual dross and mediocrity laughs and merriment continue unabated in the run-up to our road trip.

Stay tuned!

And now, the end is near…

Ladies and gentlespoons, we are approaching the end of the year and – as ever – I’m going to be craving some (or more) downtime. Part of this plan involves not committing to posting a blog post every day, but at the same time, not allowing my record of – ooh, several years now – of daily posts to be broken.

That’s why I’ve written blog posts ahead of time to carry us all through the festive season and into the New Year. That’s not to say that these won’t be supplemented with actual “live” posts should I feel the need or want to share something, but it is to say that I don’t have to do anything if I don’t want to. After around 386 posts and 75,677 words this year, I think I deserve a couple of weeks off.

For the record, on December 31st, this blog will have published 1,192,954 words in 4,924 posts.

Including the ones you’re reading right now.