Spotted on twitter yesterday. Very good.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.
Apparently, Mitch Hedberg was the guy who said this. Hadn’t heard of him before, but it seems that he was very popular and said a lot of funny things.
Here are 100+ of them:
https://comicbookandbeyond.com/mitch-hedberg-quotes/
Not all of them are that funny (to me at least), but there are enough in there to have a mental wander and a smile.
tl;dr – 26, 35, 53, 54, 64, 93.