This almost happened to me once…

Father-to-be misses birth of his son after being arrested for grabbing nurse’s breasts on way to delivery room

A father missed the birth of his first son after being arrested for groping a nurse on the way to the delivery room.
Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room.
The 30 year old had told the nurse she was “cute” then reached round to grab her breasts.

Police in Ogden, Utah, were called to the hospital and arrested Manning on charges of forcible sexual assault.
When later asked about his actions he said he had no idea why he carried out the assault. Police confirmed that he missed the birth of his son.

Class act, hey…?

To be honest, I think this could have happened to anyone. After all, every dad breaks the law on the day his son is born: it’s tradition.
Me? I did 150kph around Hospital Bend at 5 in the morning.
But probably only because there were no cute nurses to molest.

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10 Comments

  1. Posted October 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    Well I won’t be showing this to Mr OL – any excuse not to be at the birth…..

  2. Ant
    Posted October 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    Keeping abreast of the news stories that matter….it starts again

  3. Posted October 13, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    Pamela > safety first, eh? I’ll email it to him now.

    Ant > You’re milking this one, even though it will stick long in the mammary. Still, thanks for the support, bra.

  4. Posted October 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    That’s just pure unlucky! You’d atleast try and make it look like an accident!

  5. Posted October 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    Wiggy > I cannot wait to hear how you’re going to make that “look like an accident”.

  6. Posted October 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    Ahh plenty of time to think about that mate! I need a partner first! :(
    .-= Wiggy´s last blog ..Roll on next month… =-.

  7. Ad Wizard
    Posted October 13, 2009 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    That never would have happened to me. All the nurses where my son was born were swamp donkeys.

  8. Posted October 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Wiggy > Beggars can’t be choosers, mate.

    Ad Wizard > Beggars can’t be choosers, mate.

    (This replying to comments thing is easier than it looks..)

  9. Posted October 14, 2009 at 9:47 am | Permalink
  10. Posted October 14, 2009 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    Emil > Right. And Mrs Emil would go for that excuse, would she?

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