Good news from Cape Town’s previously much maligned dams this week as the latest figures, released a few moments ago (we can like to bring you the good news first), show that we now have 53.7% fillage:
That means that we’re some 10% better off than a fortnight ago, not least because of the deluge that hit us last Tuesday.
Woo hoo! *turns on all the taps*
We’re still well short of the (at least) 75% we’d like to see as a minimum by the end of winter, though.
Ah. *turns all taps off again*
However, at this rate, given another 4 weeks of reasonable winter weather, we might just make it. And there’s another hefty bunch of moisture coming through tomorrow evening already, with Windguru predicting almost an inch of quickfire precipitation over Cape Town in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
Add to that the inexorable season creep that seems to have befallen the Western Cape in the last decade, and we’ve probably got another few weeks after that as well.
Be reminded that the ever-so-well-enforced Level 2 water restrictions still remain in force though.
Dam level figures released today for Cape Town’s ‘Big 6’ indicate that we’re 0.4% worse off than we were this time last week, teetering once again just above the magical 30% ‘CRITICAL‘ level, below which nothing actually changes.
Oh then, to be in Sheffield (as I was a couple of weeks ago) where the dams are just about as full as they can be:
That total of 10,410,000,000 gallons is equal to 47,324,796,900 litres, in case you were wondering.
And what does a dam that’s 98% full look like? Like this.
And what does the other side of the wall look like when the dam is 100.1% full? Like this.
Twenty-nine point eight per cent.
We are now officially critical.
And yet no-one seems to give a toss.
Look around the suburbs and everyone is still wasting water.
Bewildering, isn’t it?
You sly dog, you.
We were out at dinner last night, attempting – amongst other things – to plan the weekend. But there’s no point in planning outdoor stuff when the autumn weather forecast is decidedly autumnal. So I checked on just how bad it was going to be.
OMG! Batten down the Beagle!
Looks like it’s not quite time to pack the sunscreen away just yet.
The only down side (there’s always got to be a down side because there are no clouds to have silver linings), is that we are kinda desperate for some rain. And even though we got a bit last week, the damn dam levels are now down to 32.8% (from 34.1% last week), and just 2.8% above the critical level of 30%.
I’m not sure what happens then, but apparently, whatever it is, it’s not “panic”:
Without rainfall, the Voëlvlei Dam would only be able to supply the metropole until July and the West Coast municipalities until the end of May. However, the council said it did not want to “unleash a panic” and it has the situation under control.
I wonder what they have in mind? A time machine and a DIY Desalination Plant kit? Cloud seeding? Vague hope?
This assurance from our local city council comes after the government minister for Water and Sanitation went onto the radio and asked religious individuals to “pray for divine intervention” to end the drought.
That plan is evidently yet to kick in effectively.
Enjoy the weekend, and please don’t water your garden.
We were looking at getting some tickets for a local version of a popular Broadway show called Vocal Harmonisation in the Precipitation (or something similar). Our younger child is particularly keen to go along.
But… is this show suitable for a seven year old? Quick – to the website, Batman!
Where we found this:
“No under 5s. No age restriction.”
Apart from under 5s, I presume?
It turns out that firstly, going to the theatre is DAMN EXPENSIVE (no wonder it’s dying the death), and secondly, the direct contradiction above is far from the most confusing thing in the terms and conditions, which have forty-seven different pricing options, depending on seat position, age, status, height, beagle ownership and “whether the wind be in the East, my boy”. Oh, and also depending on whether you automatically pronounced that last one in a pirate’s accent.
On a more serious note, the website also describes those in the first few rows of the stalls as being in danger of getting wet, during the show’s “Big Number” (from where it takes its name). I’d like to know just how much water is used in this sequence, please, given that the local outrage athletes and killjoys got Slide The City cancelled for exactly the same spurious reasons.
Ah yes. Remember those halcyon pre-#NeneFired days when arguing over recycled non-potable water was the biggest concern we had?
What we wouldn’t give to go back to them now, hey?