Astrology Question Answered

As recently spotted on some listicle or other:

“Anyone here into astrology? I’ve been feeling down and having some pretty negative¬†moments lately.
Any specific planet that could be to blame, please?”

“Yes, Earth.”

Eish. Too true.
I need a weekend*. Stat.

 

* I’m well aware that said weekend will be spent on Earth, yes.¬†