Look out! Naughty language below!
The SA weather was all over the place yesterday. Floods in KZN, snow in the Eastern Cape and the Free State and a postponed 5-a-side game here in Cape Town.
I know. Tragic, ne?
Tembisa took the gold medal though, with a tornado – much shared on social media – which… er… damaged the local mall. In fact, it was actually a bit worse than that. Let me hand you over to spokesperson Godfrey Mashakgomo to give you the full synopsis:
Best. Spokesperson. Ever.
Not “There’s some damage that we’ll need to assess”, not “We’ve lost some roof panels on the western side of the building, but fortunately no-one was seriously injured”.
No. Godfrey went with: “The whole mall is fucked up.”
All of it.
Five stars for Godfrey telling it like it is. And please, more of this blunt honesty from spokespeople in the future.