Whizzing past twitter today, when suddenly, this:
I am the victim of ELECTRONIC HARASSMENT WEAPONS EFFECT or SYNTHETIC TELEPATHY! The authorities dont know where it originates? Can you help?
— Andrew Mark Jameson (@AMJameson72) October 23, 2014
Further investigation suggests that this SYNTHETIC TELEPATHY! is an ongoing issue for Andrew, who has sought assistance from numerous organisations including the police, MPs, Councillors, the Government and the Church. He’s even emailed Theresa May, the British Home Secretary on no fewer than four occasions, but has had no response. Fortunately for Andrew, he is able to seek solace in long-running radio soapie The Archers. The Archers is regularly broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Andrew likes Radio 4…
Radio 4 is ok!!! — Andrew Mark Jameson (@AMJameson72) August 9, 2014
Hi – Radio 4 is really good.
— Andrew Mark Jameson (@AMJameson72) August 14, 2014
…but it can’t distract him for long:
I am still the victim of SYNTHETIC TELEPATHY!!!
— Andrew Mark Jameson (@AMJameson72) October 16, 2014
Can you help?