The Shaun Keaveny Airport Joke

The gist of which was broadcast on his BBC 6 Music breakfast show yesterday.

I’ve got a mate in London who’s a businessman. He regularly flies to Europe, and he really doesn’t care which local airport he goes from: Heathrow, Gatwick, London City or Stansted.
But he draws the line there.

I think he might be Luton intolerant.

Which, as we’ve mentioned here before, would be¬†entirely understandable. Don’t @ me.