Meanwhile, in the Netherlands…

Lines you never thought you’d be writing on your blog:

Orville the cat’s nine lives ran out after being hit by a car last year; but rather than simply paying his respects and burying him peacefully, Orville’s owner Bart Jansen has turned him into a work of art.

Orville’s body has been stuffed, poked, prodded and turned into a remote control helicopter.

In fact, let’s just run that by you (and me) one more time:

Orville’s body has been stuffed, poked, prodded and turned into a remote control helicopter.

Here’s the story. If only there was a picture. Wait, there is!

Amazing. If only there was a video.

No – seriously?

Admit it. You’re looking at Felix and you’re thinking about jet engines, aren’t you?