Don’t jump

Is this unadventurous or is it sage advice?

I’m not talking about throwing yourself off the Derwent dam wall (which is where this is) – that surely makes a lot of sense, I mean “shattered spine” sums it up, yes – but more metaphorically.

I’m not much of a risk taker, personally, but I equally admire and pity those who are. I guess that some of them might look at me in the same way. But probably it’s more pity, right?

Quota Pegasus

I’m not a big fan of horses. Dangerous things, and another animal that some humans treat as… a human.
Weird.
Thus, you wouldn’t find me on any horse. And that means that I wouldn’t find myself in this sort of position.

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The look on the guy’s face is great: “Ooh. This is not going to end well”.

UK readers may remember A Question Of Sport’s “What Happened Next?” round and that would certainly be interesting (and probably painful).
I’d also like to try its sister round “What The Bloody Hell Has Just Happened?”