It’s been a bad day (please don’t take a picture)

Today has been a bit of a crappy one, what with one thing and another (and another, and another and… look, you get the picture), so I’m afraid you’re going to have to make do with a cartoon about frigate birds:

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Do I perhaps sense some degree of bitterness from the (surely male) cartoonist?
Probably. I’m very perceptive with these things.