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Tiger Woods’ car crash news is breaking all over Twitter. Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor’s property, FHP reported. Woods was apparently taken to a nearby hospital “in a seriously rat-arsed condition”. I [...]