Sunday evening

Greetings from my bath. But wait; calm yourselves, Ladies & Gentlespoons. There are no pictures.

It’s a fairly new bath, and I’m using it for the first time. I’m sore, stiff, sunburnt, sandy and salty after cycling the Agulhas coast and #watercrisis be damned, I need – and deserve – a soak. It’s a rare treat.

And then, after this, Real Madrid at Villareal, live in my bed.
But don’t get excited – no pictures there, either.