Although my new garden stereo sound system is working well, the rumours that I plan to upgrade it to a 5.1 system are completely false.
On the downside, it didn’t come with instructions and I’m still looking for the MUTE button.
What? No more kids? Not even a 5-a-side footy team?
I don’t think that version comes with a mute – just a loud, louder and loudest!