Professor Adams’ Great Clinic

Through my window at the junction of Wetton and Rosmead this morning:

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Hmm. I’ll have one Woman’s Vagina Special and some Tall Penis herbs, please.

Oh, and a medium fries.

Thanks.

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11 Comments

  1. Posted May 19, 2009 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    Hahahahahaha!!! I’ll take two..

    Briget´s last blog post was: So what? (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  2. Posted May 19, 2009 at 10:12 am | Permalink

    One of the pleasures of my morning commute on the train into London is the classified ads in the Metro, where are to be found numerous african faith healers making similar promises… they are generally called Mr This, Doctor That or Professor Whatever, and are are conveniently located close to one tube station or another.

    Fleet of Worlds´s last blog post was: Pirate Facebook (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  3. Posted May 19, 2009 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    Is the little sign at the top supposed to mean they are Halal as well? Targeting all markets!

    Ordinarylife´s last blog post was: Can you spot it? (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  4. Posted May 19, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    And you get a 30% discount!

    Simon Gerber´s last blog post was: ANTM – OMFG. Clowns. WTF. (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  5. Posted May 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    Briget > Two of what? That’s a bit scary!

    FoW > You should try one for your back.

    OL > Never undermine your potential client base. Muslims may need bigger bits too.

    Simon Gerber > What more could you ask for – aside from maybe 40% discount or more?

  6. Ant
    Posted May 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    Bismillah! No…we will not let you go…let him go etc. Apparently, Bismillah is the opening word in the Koran and means “In the name of Allah”…wow! Anyway, those who can’t produce what? Tomatoes? Good excuses for claiming taxpayers money for their swimming pools etc? Can he really help everyone?

  7. Posted May 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha, and what, dare I ask, does Mrs 6K say?

    Emil´s last blog post was: Zen and the Art of Chilling (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  8. Posted May 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    Ant > He can do magic.

    Emil > She’s eating the fries.

  9. Posted May 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    So is “Lovely ever wet & Sweet” a problem or a disease? :D And just what are Mexino Herbs?!?

    Helga Hansen´s last blog post was: Jumping Jack Flash (Note: 6000 miles… is not responsible for the content of external internet sites)

  10. Posted September 27, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Ah man I love these “doctors”. A tall penis… bwuahahaha. That’s classic.
    .-= NielDLR´s last blog ..Signs of Satanism =-.

  11. Posted September 27, 2009 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    Here’s a bunch more of these, for your amusement:

    http://effortlessincitement.blogspot.com/search/label/mad%20ads
    .-= Jacques´s last blog ..Religion education in SA schools =-.

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