Not a good day

Another bad day at the office for United. Except it isn’t an office and we’re growing tired of bad days and running out of time to have good ones.

Highlight of the day then was probably a visit to the Investec Cape Town Art Fair. And that was mainly for the people watching. Much of the art was suitably inexplicable and unnecessarily pretentious – especially in their titles:

although some of the actual artwork was really quite interesting:

And there were some eye-wateringly big numbers in numbers on the price tags.

I think this one was a neon Mother Theresa. (jks, obvs)

Yeah, so if those were the highlights, then you can see why I’m looking forward to my bed this evening.

We go again tomorrow.

At life, I mean. I’ll save my money on a return to the Art Fair.

Beeg Chicken

Spotted earlier on a satirical page on the Facebook. They were taking the mickey out of the Telegraph for – and here I quote – “having another normal one”.

But given that the actual story is about concerns over the maltreatment of the birds – 20 million of which are eaten each week in the UK – the horrific environmental impact their farming has on local rivers, and the worry that “mega farms” are fuelling the incidence and spread of bird flu, I think I’m quite happy to take the amusing cartoon as the illustration, thank you very much.

The more realistic alternatives would surely be less fun.

Back to it

The thing with these really unpleasant gastro bugs that only last 48 hours is that while they’re really unpleasant, they only last for 48 hours, and then you’re just about ready to take the world on again.

So no, the last 48 hours haven’t been great, but I’m… well… just about ready to take the world on again.

(I’m also nearly 3kg lighter, and a bit devoid on energy, but hey, let’s give it a go anyway.)

And already this morning, a curtain bracket has been replaced, the LNB unicable has been rewired and reattached to the DSTV box, and I’ve changed the batteries on one of the alarm sensors outside. That bit of painting by the gate will have to wait because of the persisting heavy showers, but there’s recycling to sort and shopping to do, there’s a whole garage to tidy (I have been trying to start this for several weeks years now), a beagle to walk and two faulty plug sockets to replace.

I was only “off” for 2 days.

And then there’s my old laptop to sort out. It’s old, yes, but I think it’s still pretty decent – just not for what I needed it to do – and I’m hopeful that I can sell it once it’s all cleared out and factory reset has been done. After all, no new owner wants to see what I’ve been googling (it’s mainly obscure lighthouses and traffic bollards).

Anyway. Like you might have read: plenty still to get done today.

Back to it.

Goodnight

A bit of a rough day, full of hot sunshine and weird, sudden, brief, heavy showers. Nothing that will save the world, but the garden seemed happy to have all 3mm that it was given.

I’m going to have an early night after some early kickoff, 4th rate European footy, and I look forward to the seventeen million DIY jobs I have to do around the place tomorrow.

Joy.