How We All Lie

I spent yesterday afternoon in the lab listening to the trials and tribulations of Mike Skinner and The Streets on the A Grand Don’t Come For Free album. And that led me to thinking, what’s the latest from The D.O.T., his project with Rob Harvey (a partnership featured here and here)?

Well, here’s my answer:

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A new single, a new album out this week and that great “camera toss” video.

Very nice indeed. This is on repeat.

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This Is Anfield

So the infamous board tells the players heading out onto the hallowed turf in L4. And we get to experience our own little bit of Liverpool magic as they head out to Cape Town later this month to play Ajax at the stadium. But – according to this piece in the Guardian from the well-respected David Conn, at least – Liverpool FC is letting down the local community in the search of bigger profits.

In the blighted streets around Liverpool’s Anfield stadium, residents are packing up and leaving their family homes, so the football club can have them demolished and expand their Main Stand. In the six months since the club scrapped their decade-long plan to build a new stadium on Stanley Park, and reverted to expanding Anfield instead, Liverpool city council has been seeking to buy these neighbours’ homes, backed by the legal threat of compulsory purchase.

People’s farewells are bitter, filled with anger and heartbreak at the area’s dreadful decline and at the club for deepening the blight by buying up houses since the mid-1990s then leaving them empty. A few residents are refusing to move, holding out against the council, which begins negotiations with low offers. These homeowners believe they should be paid enough not only to buy a new house but to compensate for the years of dereliction, stagnation and decline, and crime, fires, vandalism, even murders which have despoiled the area. Their resentment is compounded by the fact that they are being forced to move so that Liverpool, and their relatively new US owner, Fenway Sports Group, can make more money.

It’s a complex story of urban decay and degeneration over a number of years, none of which can be directly attributed to Liverpool FC, but there is a wealth of good anecdotal evidence suggesting that the onset of the problems in the Anfield area coincided with the club buying up – and then leaving vacant – housing in the local area.
Between the club, the local council’s compulsory purchase orders and the ruination of the area, residents believe that they are not moving out, they are being driven out.

It’s worth a read.

UPDATE: The Telegraph’s Tom Chivers adds:

I hope this story, if true, gets a lot of attention. Football fans, me included, focus on stupid non-stories, the various handbags-at-dawn things: the ludicrous moral outrage about Luis Suarez biting someone, or players diving, as though those are anywhere near as bad as a potential leg-breaking tackle. But we too often forget or ignore the real stuff, the venality in the game, the immorality of the people who run it.

Yes. What he said.

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That other departmental concert warning

The Western Cape Education Department’s warning that children must not miss school simply because they are going to see (or have seen) the Justin Bieber concert in Cape Town on Wednesday evening has been widely circulated.

Paddy Attwell, WCED spokesman, said that the Education Department had no problem with kids attending the concerts but if any students chose to miss school, they would be dealt with internally based on the individual school’s code of conduct.

A crowd of around 50,000 is expected and many of them will be children, so it could be that Paddy et al will have their work cut out for them.

However, less well publicised was the similar warning from another Western Cape Department regarding the Bon Jovi concert on Tuesday evening at the Cape Town Stadium. We’re here to put that right.

The Western Cape Department of Geriatric Affairs has become aware of many requests to Old Age, Frail Care and Retirement facilities across the province regarding the temporary removal of patients and residents from facilities ahead of the upcoming Bon Jovi concert at Cape Town Stadium, Tuesday 7th May 2013.

We are aware that due to the nature of this concert and the artists playing, the uptake from our patients and residents will be high.

While the Department appreciates the efforts of the families and friends of patients taking them to cultural experiences, it should be noted that guardians should remember that due to their advanced age, patients and residents may experience confusion, bewilderment and/or death as a result of the excitement of seeing one of the great rock bands of 30 years ago.
However, those persons responsible for the elderly should please remind their charges that this is no longer the 1980s and that their cardiovascular systems, joints and energy levels will have diminished significantly since that decade.

Extra paramedics,resuscitation  equipment, defibrillators and frail care facilities are being laid on at the Stadium to cater for the those of advanced age who are expected to make up the majority of the audience for this concert.

In addition, we are aware of plans to take many Zimmer frames from our facilities for a promised special version of the song “Wanted, Dead or Alive” featuring the line “I’m a cowboy, on a steel frame I walk”. Residents and patients are reminded that removal of Departmental equipment from our premises is not permitted and will not be tolerated even in these exceptional circumstances.

The Department wishes everyone a safe and enjoyable experience on Tuesday evening and looks forward to seeing all their patients and residents back for a nice cup of tea and some biscuits on Wednesday morning. Shall we say 10ish?

Lovely.

Rock on…

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Roofing

WARNING: Just… well… look, you’ll see.

Nuts. That’s what these people are. They’re just like those French okes hanging off that crane in Paris, and that almost made people lose their lunches.

Je te presente Roofing – that is, climbing up to high places and taking photos and videos.

Says Vadim Mahorov:

I decided this was my thing.
This is what I wanted to do.

Well, you go ahead and do it Vadim, but don’t come crying to me when you end up falling tens of thousands of feet (really? – Ed.) and landing on a notoriously solid pavement in Vladivostok.

Vertigo… oh… OH MY GOD!

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You too will catch your breath at 4:23. Ugh.

Their photography is amazing, I don’t deny that. But is it really worth the risk and is it really, really worth the risk of doing it in winter when there’s snow everywhere? I spent my childhood in Sheffield, living on a very steep hill and I have to be honest, despite the incline, cars never had an issue getting up the hill unless there was snow on it. Snow is slippery. It denies you grip, traction. It’s not something that you want to have between your footwear and whatever surface you are on, notably so when there’s a MASSIVE drop onto the streets below just… there.

The main risk of roofing is to fall down. You need to be very careful.

Vadim tells us, noting also that the Pope is Catholic and that bears have been known to shit in the woods.

Thanks Vadim. The next time I am hanging off the top of an icy building in Germany, I’ll be sure that I watch my footing. Or maybe I’ll cut out the middle man altogether and just NOT GO ONTO THE SLIPPERY ROOF OF A SKYSCRAPER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Now, I’m off to dry my palms and grab a brandy to steady my nerves.

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Pop science via Popular Science

Ah, mad scientists! Dontcha just love them?

Some say that one local blogging microbiologist used to perform basic scientific experiments in his bedroom cupboards aged 11. All I know is that I never pulled a Blu-ray burning laser from its rightful home and mounted it inside a hollowed out flashlight, before shooting it at 100 sacrificial balloons.

Fortunately, this guy has pulled a Blu-ray burning laser from its rightful home and mounted it inside a hollowed out flashlight, before shooting it at 100 sacrificial balloons. And he caught their demise with a video camera, thus:

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He even makes them come back to life again (but not really, it’s just the film played backwards).

At this point, the audience is split two ways. There’s the half which is going: “That’s SOOOOO cool! I wonder what else he can do with his laser?!?!” and there’s the other half who are going: “That’s SOOOOO scary! I wonder what else he’s going to do with his laser?!?!”.

Either way, let’s hope it involves puppies.

Link via Popular Science.

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