a SKA on the Karoo?

Just a quick link to Ivo Vegter’s latest column on potential fracking in the Karoo and further inconsistencies in the argument against it.

This time, Ivo takes aim at Jonathan Deal’s misleading poster which supposedly indicates the surface damage that fracking would cause, comparing it to the likely surface impact of the SKA project which SA is currently bidding for:

…what I would like to know is why the Treasure the Karoo Action Group, and all the other people so vehemently opposed to shale gas drilling, are not leading a loud campaign against the Square Kilometre Array.

It’s something David Carte has also questioned – as I mentioned here, but it’s no surprise:

Given the record of deception, fear-mongering, and conflicts of interest on the part of the organised opposition to fracking, is it any wonder that they’re not consistent enough to call for a ban on the Square Kilometre Array?

It’s hugely sad that the emotional nonsense that Deal and TKAG have openly admitted to peddling seem to have closed so many minds to rational, logical argument: but simply, that’s how things work.

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The Curse of 6000

On Friday last, over chocolate chip muffins and a decent cup of coffee at work, we reviewed the newspapers and jokingly made predictions for the rugby and various other sporting events over the weekend.

One of those “various other sporting events” was the Vodacom Durban July, which (for those not in the know) is a horse race, sponsored by Vodacom and run in Durban during July.
Now, I’m no expert on horseracing. Greyhound racing, on the other hand, I used to be quite good at. (Not literally the racing, you understand, but the prediction of winners therein). On our fairly regular visits down to the Oxford Dog Track in Blackbird Leys, I invariably came out with more money that I went in with. While others were basing their predictions on how good looking the girl leading the dog was or whether the canine defaecated on the parade lap (“It’ll be lighter now, see?”), I would study the form carefully, taking into account the weight, the trap, the opposition and the conditions.

It didn’t work every time, but it did work a lot of the time.

When it comes to horseracing though, I’m not so hot. And so, when picking a likely horse for the big race over the weekend, I went not on form, weight or whatever else: I went on the name. And I went for Big City Life, because in the words of the Mattafix song, I hoped that his attitude would allow him to “try for get by”, despite fact that in all likelihood, the “pressure nah ease up no matter how hard he try”.

In the immortal words of Captain Alberto Bertorelli:

What-a mistake-a to make-a!

Because Big City Life didn’t just not win. He died.
I’ve never managed that with a greyhound before, although I did accurately predict that the Stormers were going to be put out of their misery.

With this new found talent, I feel that I should let people know that – for the right price – I am available to predict victories for anything or anyone you want made into to dog food and glue.

When is the next Parlotones race, I wonder?
Or am I flogging a dead horse here?

UPDATE: Bah. Typically, the SPCA come out with a ill-thought through statement that “all horseracing should be banned“.
(Note – not even the RSPCA in the “Nanny State” UK thinks that’s a good idea.)
Well, sure SPCA – just as soon as you also come up with a plan to employ the 100,000+ individuals who are employed thanks to horseracing in South Africa. Oh, and when you stump up the R1,750,000,000 that it contributes to the economy each year.

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Blog Stuff

“Blog Stuff”

That was the subject of the email awaiting when I returned from a weekend “getting away from it all” – including cellphone signal – in the Southern Cape. After the trials and tribulations of the last week – only 1% of which concerned the blog crashing and burning and the other 99% of which was carefully tucked away, hidden from the prying eyes of the readers of this esteemed site – it was manna from heaven.

The email was from the character who I have, in the past, labelled The Guru. As most of you who can read will already know, that man is Jacques Rousseau. While I was still blogging at ballacorkish.net by writing html by hand in notepad, he introduced me to the joys of WordPress. I can still remember what he said:

…you should give it a try, I think you’ll like it.

But that was then and this is now. While I have been throwing words at your screens, Guru Jacques has been honing the interface for your viewing pleasure. And once I had torn out the spine of 6000 miles… and begun crying on Friday, he set to work rehoning what was left. Basically from scratch.

Thanks be to Jacques, because what he has created is the “Slimmer6000″ theme:

  • The functions.php file is 14.4% smaller
  • The style.css file is 59.3% smaller – decreasing load time
  • The menu spacing is “improved”
  • The coding is more efficient and smells better
  • There is an extra 10px width for posts – useful for quota photos
  • Robots are unblocked, boosting my ranking potential

Basically, it’s all good. Aside, it seems, from my sidebar text:

I reckon your sidebar text is too small (always has been) – if you want to play with that, go to lines 82 and 83 of style.css

Later, in another email, Jacques described himself as “a genius”, which I was about to agree with until I realised that he had given me free rein to play around with his work.


He obviously enjoys repairing things.

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Struisbaai IR

Blogged by phone:

Enjoying some R&R during a functional visit to the cottage.
The weather is a little moody, but that just adds to the atmosphere.

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Quota Photo Test

I thought that once I* had repaired the file that I had damaged (which just so happens to be the file that underpins the entire blog on www.6000.co.za), that things would be ok. Not so.

It seems that the file in question went out of its way to take other files down with it. Or… something. I’m really not sure how, but it seems that is what has happened. Stuff that once existed, no longer exists and cannot be found. Stuff that was working fine is no longer working fine. Plugins are gone.

I’m not even sure if I can post this. That’s actually why I’m writing it.

Let’s try a quota photo from my dad’s flickr stream, shall we?

Here’s the Sidecar 2 race from this year’s Isle of Man TT races. And that’ll be a sidecar going around Ballacraine.
Probably rather quickly.
As you can see, the traffic lights are out. If he was in South Africa, he’d have to treat the junction as a four-way stop, which would almost certainly damage his lap time.

I digress. Watch twitter or our facebook page for further updates as to the recovery from the #6kCrash.

And once we are back up and running, I’ve still got to do the thing I was trying to do when I caused all this trouble in the first place.
Please have extra Milk Stout on standby. This could get messy again.

* I say “I”, but I was assisted in no small part by The (presumably jetlagged) Guru.
It seems likely that I will require much further assistance from him in the coming days.
This will inevitably cost me some (or more) bottle of red wine, but it’s more than worth it.

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