Another Daily Mail exclusive (remember this?). December 5th 2000: Yep. The problem with writing bullshit is that when the bullshit that you’ve written turns out to be bullshit, people can go back and read it, and see just how wrong you were. And lets face it, this one was spectacularly incorrect. Using the… er… internet, […]
Allegedly, anyway. [Spoiler: No, I don’t.] Long and dull story short, we need a few more points on our medical insurance spin-off programme to earn better discounts and nicer freebies. I’ve all but reached my limit for points earned through exercise for the year, so I started looking at other ways of scoring enough to […]
I learned about the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect yesterday. At least, I knew about it before, I just didn’t know that it had a name. Of course, it makes sense that it has a name, because now I can refer to it by that name, instead of having to explain exactly what I mean all the […]
Do you read The Guardian? Do you [heart] absolutely everything that Jeremy Corbyn says? But secretly, deep down inside, you’re yearning to watch the Royal Wedding today? Here’s the best way to go about it without getting rumbled, thanks to The Daily Mash: Say you prefer the Guardian’s famously minimal coverage of royal weddings, then sneakily […]
Look, I’m not stupid. (Careful now.) There’s no doubt that some people will use drones illegally and will do bad things with them. Just like some people have done and will continue to do bad things with basically everything else that exists: shoes, vans, turtles, fixings, sports equipment, cutlery, bits of musical instruments, dogs, diggers – even fruit. I could […]