Cape Town’s Stormers take on the Crusaders from New Zealand.
We will win this game.
We’re the South African team – we invented humanity, for f***s sake – we’re the Cradle of Humankind.
We were the first nation to f*****g invent nuclear missiles and then give it all up.
We can’t lose this game.
Final score: Stormers 0-22 Crusaders
Moral of the story: Success doesn’t automatically follow big achievements.
(Oh, and you should have kept those missiles).