It DOES NOT INCLUDE CHUNKY.

They’re at it again.

No sooner had we brought you the Spar/Nestlé Ricoffy erratic supply and demand debacle than another drama involving those two same protagonists has emerged. But this time, it’s not ditchwater, it’s something far more important.

This time… it’s chocolate. And the Spar printer has been set to work again.

There have evidently been some issues over the Current promotion, but the Spar management has swept away any confusion with this note. I think the lesson for us all to take away from this is that while the Current promotion includes Nestlé Bar-One 55g, Tex Large 40g, Smarties 40g & Kit Kat 4 Fingers, It DOES NOT INCLUDE CHUNKY.

Thus, when you are wanting to make use of the Current promotion, there’s no point in taking CHUNKY to the checkout and attempting to include it in the promotion. Clearly, the Current promotion, It DOES NOT INCLUDE CHUNKY.
(Feel it, it is not part of the Current promotion.)

What CHUNKY did to warrant this exclusion is immaterial. If you want CHUNKY to mask the taste of your unavailable Ricoffy, then it will not be as part of the Current promotion. OK?

I have no idea what the Current promotion is, because it wasn’t advertised anywhere. Only the fact that It DOES NOT INCLUDE CHUNKY.

We apologise for the inconvenience caused.

  • Tara

    To be fair, they are actually trying to keep their customers informed and on the same page. That’s a nice step in the right direction. Even though it could be better phrased :/

  • Tara > Next time, they’ll make it clearer from the outset.
    But no. I agree. Just that every time I go to a Spar, there are notes all over the place.
    It takes ages to read them all.

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  • Wu Li Wong

    HA! These look to be advert for eating CHUNKY. When not be able to eat CHUNKY, people most needing to be eating CHUNKY. I GONOW to be looking for these CHUNKY.

  • Hah! That just made me laugh into my Ricoffy…spilled…dammit! Can’t afford to waste when in SUCH high demand!