Damn. Don’t you hate it when good ideas come along just too late?
This one came to my attention about 7 weeks too late for Valentine’s Day this year, but I can only imagine how overwhelmed Mrs 6000 will be to find that I have arranged her funeral for her as a romantic gift next February.
The brilliant bit about this gift is that once you’ve sorted it all out for the wonderful woman in your life, you will never have to get her another Valentine’s Day gift again – because you definitely won’t be together anymore.
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by the way, did they tell you they were affordable?
.-= jacki janse van rensburg´s last blog ..rather be silent and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt… =-.
I guess if a man gave this to his wife together with the even more thoughtful gift of a life insurance policy on her life for say…oh I dunno …maybe two million rand she’d repay his thoughtfulness with arranging a hit on him or at least a killer divorce lawyer.
.-= Lauren Cooper´s last blog ..Heil die Leser! Oh I love saying that. Oh and I had a birthday (whimper) =-.
jackie > No – missed that bit.
Lauren > Serious? I thought it was a nice thing.
Maybe I’ll stick with some flowers.