Yes I’m travelling by plane again today, so I don’t really want to think about this sort of thing, but equally, I’m going to be very short of time to blog, so I’m just going to direct you to this (long, but worth it) read, titled:
‘We’re the Only Plane in the Sky’
Where was the president in the eight hours after the Sept. 11 attacks? The strange, harrowing journey of Air Force One, as told by the people who were on board.
It’s very good.
I’m flying to Dubai today, and that’s got me quite excited.
Travelling is exciting anyway, but Dubai is especially thrilling.
Reason: Loads of ANC-related people seem to have gone to Dubai in the past, and returned with lavish gifts, bonuses, jobs and property. (Not literally property, obviously, but the legal documentation thereof.)
Now, I’m not an ANC-related person, but I really don’t see how this will adversely affect my chances of hitting the big time in the commercial hub of the Middle East. It seems to me that all I have to do is attend a meeting that I will thereafter swear never took place, say yes to the right people, and suddenly Atul and Ajay are my metaphorical uncles.
Ker – if you’ll bear with me for one more moment – Ching.
I can’t wait. I might even take a R600m bribe
if when I’m offered it.
Well, it’d be rude and wholly ethical not to, wouldn’t it?
And I’d hate to be rude.
I’ll be back presently, and in the meantime, blog posts will obviously continue, as they always do. Once I’m completely captured, I’ll be able to travel a lot more to Dubai, launching 6000.ae before potentially retiring there and avoiding numerous criminal charges.
Impunity and immunity can like to be my middle names.
I mean, have you seen their extradition policy with SA?
21 Best Travel Photos Of 2017 Were Just Announced By National Geographic, And They’re Amazing!
screamed the clickbaity headline.
Perhaps I should have ignored it, but I dived in anyway and here’s what I found.
Of course, all those photos are really good, but there were two that stood out for me. One was this one, from the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. The other (predictably), this…
Norway; Drone; Football? Some frantic box-ticking going on there.
Says ‘togger (no pun intended) Misha De-Stroyev:
In Norway’s Lofoten Islands, the Henningsvær football field is considered one of the most amazing in Europe. This photo was taken during a sailing trip from Tromsø to the Lofoten Archipelago. After a week of cold and rainy weather, the sky finally cleared up enough to fly my drone. We were absolutely astonished to learn that the entire football field is heated, so after lying down and soaking in the warmth, I launched my drone and took this photo from a height of about 390 feet (120 meters).
That’s pretty much exactly what I would have done, which gives me high hopes for a personal win next year.
Now – who’s funding my trip to Norway to get some practice?
Husband: “I want to go to Calvinia on holiday!”
Wife: “Well, I want to go to Sutherland on holiday!”
Both: “If only there was some way of sorting this rather mild disagreement out!”
Inadvertently finding this place while tracking Mrs 6000’s flight in from Dubai has made my day today.
Look, I had a bad night last night, ok?
Ugh. You know those days when it all starts with meetings and appointments and spreadsheets and telephone calls and ends with about 24 hours to get your stuff together and get on a flight to Russia for a few days?
Yeah. Those ones.
Well, I didn’t have one of those days yesterday, but my wife did.
Obviously, a luxury tour to Moscow and St. Petersbeagle is not something that I would be at all interested in, so I’m not even a little bit jealous.
[Clearly, I’m being tsarcastic here.]
I never learnt lot of Russian, but in case you’re on your way over there in the near future, here are the basics/essentials as I remember them:
Please – pozhaluysta
Thank you – spasibo
Hello – gonchaya
Goodbye – do svidaniya
Yes – da
No – net
* although there was some excitement, lol.