Further to my exposé yesterday on the exposé that there was new evidence suggesting that the government is using NASA to air drop Lithium on the masses, in which I exposed that there was no such evidence, I’ve had literally an email asking me to check up on other claims from that same dodgy site.
There’s a lot of stuff on there though, so I’m going to have to skim through it or we’re going to be bogged down for ages, and I’ve got a steak dinner planned for Thursday. If I haven’t died of lithium poisoning.
We’re not. But ok, if we were:
According to Graham, who owns the YouTube channel [redacted], certain extra-terrestrial beings are present inside the UFOs that can be seen from the ISS, and that they will soon reveal themselves not just to the astronauts that might be out in space already, but also to the rest of the world itself.
But they won’t. But ok, if they did.
In Graham’s view, it would really be in our best interest if visiting aliens are non-hostile.
No shit, Graham. You don’t say?
Or maybe try the chemotherapy or radiotherapy regimen that your oncologist, who has studied for literally years and years to become a specialist in this difficult field, is more likely to advise, given that the aforementioned Budwig Diet seems to consist solely of a:
cottage cheese and flax oil mixture
the diet has been used successfully in the treatment of cancer and other conditions for the last 50 years
really? According to whom?
…according to anecdotal studies.
With cottage cheese and flax oil readily available over the counter of your local branches of Pick n Pay and Dischem it really is a wonder that cancer is even still a thing.
You do the maths.
And then there was this:
Apparently, one of the many alleged benefits of Himalayan singing bowl therapy is toxin elimination, but I think they must mean Himalayan singing bowels. The public toilets of Kathmandu are indeed an incredible aural experience.
They are available as both pure singing bowls or hand-hammered versions made from an alloy of seven metals, which symbolize the seven planets, days of the week, primary colors, and musical notes.
There are 8 planets (9 if you include Pluto), 7 days of the week, 3 primary colours and 12 musical notes. I’m just saying.
Onto my pet subject: microbiology! And big news in the fight against antibiotic resistance:
Sounds good – what are you using instead, 25-year old student?
We’ve developed a new class of antimicrobial agents, which are very unique. They come in the form of tiny star-shaped molecules that are made from short chains of proteins.
Given that antibiotics is just a simplified word for “antimicrobial agents”, I think that headline might need to be altered just slightly:
Fixed. But wait. What’s this?
The suggestion (of course) is that this was an alien ship carrying… well… aliens. But this article is from last November. And yet we’re all still here. It seems likely therefore that the aliens were defeated through a combination of flax oil, cottage cheese and
antibiotics antimicrobial agents.
And regarding aliens, I’ll leave you with this difficult juxtaposition:
The Bastards! But also:
Horrible and scary. So stressed right now.
I’m going back to my Himalayan Singing Bowl.