Category Archives: that’s a bit mad

That’s not a gopher

By 6000 | 6000 | March 23, 2010

Driving out of the car park at my new favourite drinking spot (which shall remain nameless so I can avoid the vast numbers of vigilante groupies that went after the unfortunate Fireman’s bouncer I mentioned yesterday), I happened to spot a Toyota RunX. This one had one of those personalised number plates that I don’t really like, but at least [...]

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6000.co.za relaunch

By 6000 | 6000 | March 19, 2010

After this bit of apparent FIFA silliness, I have decided to relaunch 6000 miles… We are now The Unofficial National Blog of the You-Know-What   Just don’t tell Sepp, ok? UPDATE: Here’s the offending ad, which Kulula state on their facebook page, has got: Nothing to do with the WC. Just to be clear. Well, if by [...]

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Playing the RaceCard

By 6000 | 6000 | March 17, 2010

Thanks to Refresh Creative Media, the clever lot that brought you the brilliant Unfinished Business story about “finishing” Table Mountain, now you too can pretend to be Julius Malema (or any other inflammatory youth leader) by playing the RaceCard™. Ever been confronted and felt there is no way out? With no plausible explanation for your [...]

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Those Zuma Procession Details

By 6000 | 6000 | March 16, 2010

Just who was in all those carriages? It’s the question everyone has been asking since JZ was spotted with Our Queen Liz on The Mall. Fortunately, Private Eye have revealed the full details of the Royal Procession in their latest issue. Dr Looni Mbarmi is a colleague of Professor Adams and also supplies Tall Penis Herbs.

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Pizza Confusion

By 6000 | 6000 | March 11, 2010

I’m confused. It does happen from time to time, usually over unimportant things like political history and tax regulations. And that happens to the best of us, doesn’t it, Julius?  But this time, it’s altogether more serious. I am confused about pizza. There are several different sorts of pizza eaters and several different types of pizza [...]

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