I spotted this amazing deal earlier at our local supermarket.
No wonder the shelves were nearly empty. Who could resist spending an extra R34.99 on bog roll?
That’s the headline from iol this morning, and the article underneath it goes on to say that:
The City of Cape Town’s Executive Mayor Patricia de Lille will host an inter-faith gathering of various religious leaders to pray for rain on Thursday at 2pm.
Who’ll be there? Well, various religious leaders including:
representatives from various churches, the Muslim Judicial Council, the Western Cape Christian Ministers’ Association, the Western Cape Traditional Leaders and Cultural Council, the Khoisan Griqua Royal House, the Bahaí Community of South Africa, the Tushita Kadampa Buddhist Centre, and the Hindu and Jewish communities.
Inter-faith indeed. All the major food groups listed there. No atheists, which is a bit awkward in our supposedly secular society, but I guess it might have been awkwarder still (I know) were we represented…
De Lille says:
“The residents and businesses of Cape Town have made great efforts to save water but we have to do more and we especially need the rains to come.”
Right. A few issues here. And I’m not going to spend too long on going through these. I’m too irritated to elaborate on stuff. It’ll involve swearing. Even this condensed version may involve swearing. Seriously, I’m literally just about to write it, and it really feels like it will involve some swearing right now.
1. Prayers don’t work. Evidence for this includes the repeated praying for no more terrorist attacks in Europe.
2. Also that whole Angus Buchan thing on Freedom Day.
3. And the annual SA Police Service prayer day for no more crime.
4. If prayers do actually work, then why didn’t you pray for rain earlier?
5. Oh wait. You did. And it didn’t work.
6. Look, I do realise that just because you’re spending your time doing this, it’s not that more practical solutions aren’t being organised: dams being dredged, other water sources being investigated and the like. But…
7. My rates – including my (understandably) inflated water tariff – are paying for you to attend this crap. And that’s annoying, because no matter what you were doing instead of sitting on the bloody mountain with your friends chatting to their various sky fairies this afternoon, it would offer me and the rest of the city’s ratepayers a far better return for our hard earned money.
8. If, when it rains tomorrow, as it is forecast to do (and as it has been forecast to do all week), and you or your god-bothering mates then claim that your Table Mountain meeting has yielded positive, tangible results, I may just go flipping postal. In a very reserved, British way, obviously.
Very restrained on the language there, well done me.
Look, I know you’re not going to read this, Patricia.
I know you’re not going to read it because you never read my towing an iceberg from Antarctica and dumping it in Franschhoek solution to the current water crisis; a solution which I have implored you to respond to on several occasions; a solution which I made up merely for comedic value, and which – although mathematically sound – is laughably far-fetched, but which would still be a better way of addressing the drought than you wasting everyone’s time and money on shouting at the clouds this afternoon.
What a disgrace.
In the wake of the Manchester attack (a phrase which has already been used all too often already this week), the UK Government has advised businesses to review their security and preparedness for a terrorist attack. Given that the threat level is “critical”, meaning “an attack is imminent”, it’s perhaps not a bad idea.
Their advice stretches to well over 10,000 words, and while I certainly haven’t read it all, contains some really interesting things.
Stuff like what to expect if you are caught up in a terrorist incident to which armed police are deployed:
…which is actually perfectly reasonable, but is worth knowing before you actually may need to know it.
And the HOT protocol to recognise a suspect package:
The HOT protocol may be used to inform your judgement:-
TYPICAL Is the item typical of what you would expect to find in this location?
Again, common sense when you think about it. But… had you ever thought about it?
There’s stuff on what to do if there is a VBIED (Vehicle-Borne Improvised Explosive Devices) or a VAAW (Vehicle As A Weapon) attack (like the Westminster Bridge incident earlier this year).
These can be mitigated by deployment of measures such as Hostile Vehicle Mitigation (HVM) and Vehicle Security Barriers (VSBs).
There’s also section 15.10, which I reproduce here:
15.10 Vulnerable/Dangerous loads
Operators should alert drivers to vulnerable loads or high-consequence dangerous goods and issue them with a vulnerable load/high-consequence dangerous goods card for these loads.
These are defined as “goods which have the potential for misuse in a terrorist event. As a result, severe consequences might ensue: mass casualties, mass destruction or mass socio-economic disruption.”
But… verification of identity of officers? The MI5 website?
Wow. It’s all very James Bond, isn’t it? (And yes, I know he works for MI6.)
We once accidently stumbled across such a convoy, leaving Koeberg Nuclear Power Station. The first indication that something was going on was the presence of several gentlemen carrying scary looking sub-machine guns, standing next to a number of black BMW cars parked at junctions in the countryside just north of Cape Town.
None of them pointed their guns at us, questioned us or treated us firmly though, so we continued, passing a convoy of what were presumably high-consequence dangerous goods as went on our way.
I’m not feeling great. A viral thing and a lack of sleep due to said viral thing are conspiring to bring me down. At times like this, as a daily blogger (and having not yet daily blogged), one heads to one’s Pocket.
Here’s one of the things I found therein:
Says Lara Sanchez:
I’m Lara Sanchez, communications designer. I love traveling, yoga, paper crafts and lemurs. I am also addicted to milk.
Right. And then once we’d been introduced, this:
Photographers, Karoline Hjorth and Riitta Ikonen came up with something truly peculiar and special, in their photo series “Eyes As Big As Plates”. Their subjects are old, super serious and Finnish, all while wearing ridiculous “organic” head pieces and attire…need I say more?
Nope. I think we’re all done here.
See more OFPWTOTH by clicking through to Lara’s site here.
All that’s missing is any sort of explanation.
The gist of which was broadcast on his BBC 6 Music breakfast show yesterday.
I’ve got a mate in London who’s a businessman. He regularly flies to Europe, and he really doesn’t care which local airport he goes from: Heathrow, Gatwick, London City or Stansted.
But he draws the line there.
I think he might be Luton intolerant.
Which, as we’ve mentioned here before, would be entirely understandable. Don’t @ me.