From BBC News Online:
People who drank more than seven cups of instant coffee a day were more likely to hallucinate than those who took just one, a study found.
Thanks for that, Durham University. I’d never have guessed.
I’ll put it in my folder labelled “Startling and Important Scientific Research” along with:
Pope “more likely” to be Catholic, and
Bears “more likely” to shit in the woods
Oh – and that paper about disappearing teaspoons from Melbourne.
Why can’t I get a research project like that?