There you are – happily sailing away in Table Bay, the most intrepid part of your day being the name of your yacht and then:
Yep. That would be a Southern Right whale (probably a calf) jumping – or breaching, to be technically correct – onto the yacht belonging to the Cape Town Sailing Academy.
The result: No injuries to crew. No apparent injury to whale.
R150,000 ($20,000) worth of injury to yacht.
UPDATE: And now there’s video of the allegedly harassed whale doing its thing.