With apologies to Jasper Carrott.
It was on a Sunday morning that to Hillsborough we did roam.
I hadn’t got a ticket, so I had to stay at home*.
I loaded up with tele snacks and several crates of beer.
I chucked a toilet roll at next door’s cat for atmosphere.
A nice, uneventful Sheffield United win would be perfect. But local derbies don’t always go that way, of course…
And just as a note, yesterday’s was an interesting evening. I’m just putting that here to remind me to tell you about it.
* Actually going to a friend’s house to watch it on his imax style tv.