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I bought some electricity the other day. A slightly unusual transaction, as it included extra codes to upgrade our meter. But I’ve done that in Agulhas already, so all was well.

And that was a good thing, because all it hadn’t been well, then I would have had to get in touch with someone…

In a country with 11 different official languages, there are often problems with pronunciation, but I’m usually one of those people that wants to learn, and wants to get it right.

This time, though? Nope.

Sorry, AhhixhiUi.

Celebrate me

It’s not new anymore, but I can’t get it out of my head. It’s Baxter Dury’s latest offering, Celebrate Me.

I’m not sure I needed to see the video: the cinematography – like some of the song itself – is a bit uncomfortable.

But at the same time, I quite like the Renaissance painting feel with an occasional bit of Beelzebub thrown in.

And who amongst us has never dreamed of being a breakfast imposter or a leisure seeking honeysucker?

The new critically acclaimed album, I Thought I Was Better Than You is out now. [Spotify]

Sheffield Tribune

I was nodded in this direction on the advice of The Guru. And he’s done a good job (again).

It’s The Sheffield Tribune.

A disproportionate amount of my UK readers are from in or around the Sheffield area, so maybe this is of more use that you think.

Welcome to The Tribune – Sheffield’s new independent quality newspaper, delivered via email.

We publish thoughtful, in-depth stories about the region’s politics, business, culture, history and local people. Plus our free Monday Briefings keep you informed about all the Sheffield stories you need to know, plus lots of great recommendations for things to do and read.

The Tribune is a brand new venture, started in 2021 by local journalist Dan Hayes to provide a totally different kind of local journalism — one that doesn’t chase cheap clicks and doesn’t cover stories in horrible ads. Instead of pumping out dozens of stories every day, we pick a handful of topics each week and look into them properly, giving you the insight and context you need to understand what is really going on.

Yes. To compare the reading experience with the ad-filled pages of the Sheffield Star:

there’s a story in there somewhere…

…and it is chalk and cheese. And it does seem that there are some high quality stories there too. Interesting, quirky, informative stories.

Like Southern people discovering how great The North is. Who knew?

We all knew.

Anyway, if you’re interested, give it a go on that link above. There are many different paid subscriptions available, but maybe give the free stuff a go first and see how you get on.



Lights

After this tweet from earlier this month:

I logged onto Facebook and was presented with a handy guide to using your vehicle’s lights. And when I say “handy guide”, I mean that this was making some really important points that some people – even veteran drivers – might not have ever considered.

Brace yourselves.

So, just so we are all clear:

Fog lights in fog – yes. Fog lights not in fog – no.

And:

Turning indicator when turning – yes. Turning indicator when not turning – no.
And never for the straight movement.

I think we’ve all learnt a lot today.

On high

Wi-fi on planes is another one of those technologies which, like Falcon rocket boosters landing on drone ships in the middle of the ocean, will never cease to amaze me.

I’m currently 11,203m above the Free State, traveling at 905kph and I’m still getting 16Mbps.

The fact that I can even upload images onto the blog to show you this by pinging the pixels off a satellite tens of thousands of kilometres up above us is absolutely crazy.

To me, at least.

Now if they could just stop the plane bouncing around so much, and find some flight attendants who could smile, we’d be golden.